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Heels 1973

Defamatory Digs

Defamatory Digs.

There was a young maid called Marion
Who was not quite yet an old harrion.
When in a mess
She'd cry in distress
Now ain't this a terrible carry-on?

A Nickletit I knew with long hair
Had a beard that grew up to his ear.
When told, "You're a disgrace
To the whole human race."
He'd say, "What's that? - can't hear."