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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume. 34, Number 16. September 8th 1971

The Continuing Story of God

The Continuing Story of God

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WELL, ONE DAY, RIDIN'ON MY HOG, I SPIED THIS OL SQUASHED DEAD CAT; SO I STUCK IT IN MY COLORS WITH ITS HEAD LETT OUT TO PAT; I WENT INTO A RESTAURANT AND I SAID,"GIVE ME A BEER... AND A LITTLE SAUCER FULL OF MILK FOR MY KITTY CAT IN HERE!" WELL, THE WAITRESS BROUGHT IT TO ME FREE JUST BECAUSE I WAS SO KIND... AND WHEN I SHOWED HER THAT WASTED CAT, IT REALLY BLEW HER MIND!

I HOPE THEY REMEMBER, TO TURN THEIR BLUE LIGHT OFF. YOU GOT ANY ROLLING PAPERS, BOY? WHITE OR WHEAT -STRAW? PRETTY GOOD SHIT, UH? BLESS YOUR HEARTS CHILDREN; YOU COME BY ANYTIME. TAKE THE ROACH ALONG WITH Y0U, HONEY-POT.

The Continuing Story of God